Everything must go!

Stores in Arizona are making as much room as possible for incoming shipments of Arizona Diamondbacks MLB baseball merchandise!

And you know what that means: it’s not too late to snag some Diamondbacks merch to wear to work and suck up to your boss who is one of the 14 baseball fans in the country.

“I’m a huge Major MLB Baseball fan,” said a guy wearing a Cardinals jersey. “I was just a wee lad the last time the Major Diamond Balls won the Official MLB Lombardi Stanley Baseball Trophy of Major League Ball. But you bet I remember it vividly.”

“I can’t believe the D Bags are going to the World Cup,” said a fan over a text message composed using text to talk.

On Friday, the Diamondbacks will travel to Texas to take on the Texas Rangers in Game One of the World Series. Good luck to both teams! Do your best and have fun!