Sources close to the New Orleans Pelicans say that the team plans to focus on player care next season. After a season plagued by injury, Pelicans fans were initially relieved to hear this.

“The Pelicans are committed to athlete care and safety,” said an unofficial spokes-pelican. “Fellow sports venue Churchill Downs Racetrack has generously offered to share their extra Human Resources and OSHA posters with Smoothie King Center, the home of the Pelicans.”

“I’m really worried about next season,” said an anonymous Pelicans fan.