Miami Dolphins End Losing Streak

The Miami Dolphins have done it, folks! Their seven-game losing streak has come to an end!

“EEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEE EEEEE!”
Someone might want to drug test this dolphin.

In a home game against the New York Jets, the Dolphins crushed their foes beneath their mighty tails in an 18-26 victory.

Zac Taylor, coach of the 0-8 Cincinnati Bengals, was glued to his television throughout the game, taking notes as fast as he could. When the Bengals return from their bye week, hopefully they will be able to put an end to their own losing streak!

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